Written by chemistryPosted in BlogApril 11, 2011
IGNORE THE BELOW
Last week’s blog about the 75 year old Georgian lady who broke the internet because she was so far behind in her status updates and tweets made me wonder about this “information overload” we hear so much about. I think about this “information overload” every time I update my status: “sleepy”, check my email – 14 new emails; check my news aggregators – yes, there are still a few wars going on; check my Twitter streams – there’s a new Rubik’s Cube for the blind; see if I’m still the winning bidder on the “6 Million Dollar Man” board game – no, $47 is too expensive; and all this before I get out of bed.
40 minutes later when I get to work I have to do it all over again as there will inevitably be 10 new emails and a full stream’s worth of tweets, 2 new bids and a few new wars started.

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I think about information overload at lunch when I am catching up on the 4-hours-worth of important information I have missed. Could I live with myself if I missed out on important nuggets such as the tweet reminding me about Colbert roasting of Chevy Chase, or seeing the latest 82 photos in Paul and Emma’s* facebook album of their son Simon aged 14 – 18 months?
It’s still on my mind when I get home after work and I am back to square one. But now it’s different. Now I will have plenty of time to keep up as I have nothing to do while the ready meal is in the microwave. These little gaps in my busy evening allow me to bid at the last minute and win the “Tom & Jerry” board game from 1962 that in no way will make up for my earlier loss of Steve Austin. I have even less to do between episodes 11 and 12 of “Breaking Bad” so it’s this 2-minute window that allows me to tell my tweeps about David Lynch cooking quinoa.

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And after I finally get to bed after a busy day of internetting that involved composing 1 blog entry, writing 17 tweets and reading hundreds, 8 bids, 136 emails answered (25 not answered), 3 status updates, 1 new album of 25 hilarious photos on Facebook, I have nothing left to do but save some time and RT my first tweet of the day: “sleepy”.
IGNORE THE ABOVE
Instead of reading about an anonymous blogger’s day’s-worth of useless information, you could do as Timothy Ferriss says: ignore it. Ferris is the author of “The 4 Hour Workweek” and has become something of a legend in Silicon Valley because of the low-information “manifesto for the mobile lifestyle”. It sounds as nasty as the Atkins, but if you are tough enough to stick it out this book could make your life “suddenly become more peaceful”.
To save you the time it would take to read it, here’s the gist… It all seems pretty obvious: stop the instant messaging, cut out multi-tasking, restrict emails, and conduct business the old fashioned way: by telephone. It also tells you to clear out the RSS feeds, and practice “selective ignorance” which involves tuning out random Twitterers, dumping some Facebook “friends” and switching off the news. Ferris says he gets most of his news from asking waiters. He also recommends hiring cheap virtual assistants to answer your emails, and even find you dates. He is not saying that iPhones are evil: “It just like medicine, it’s the dose that makes the poison”.
Once this e-rubbish is cleared, it is claimed that you will have the time to do the things you dream that working the 14-hour day will allow you to do. But, just like the Atkins, this diet can lead to a shock to the system. How happy would your clients or friends be if it takes you 3 days to get back to them, or comment of their latest batch of baby photos, just because you have finally found the time to go mountain climbing? I have no interest in the climbing of mountains, or the scuba diving that he claims I will now have the time to do, so I’m going to stick to the old fashioned Twitter, Facebook and Angry Birds.
IGNORE THE ABOVE AND THE BELOW
But, if you want to de-clutter your life, you can buy the book here or read his blog here
* Paul & Emma’s names have been changed to protect the guilty

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